Umpteen Dates Review

Umpteen Dates … Let’s get going. My aim is to help you out with your purchasing decision. Ok, time for a no-nonsense admission – I haven’t used or bought the product (read my About page for an explanation), but I have researched on the internet hunting down info on it, to save you time. For actual purchaser reviews see the ‘Customer Reviews’ section to the right. So get ready as I save you time and tell you all you need to know about Umpteen Dates.

What claims is it making?

You don’t even need to click through to the product’s website, I have produced a summary of what they say about themselves here:

The only POF automated message sender

  • 60 Days no Questions asked Money Back Guarantee. We’re so sure Umpteen Dates will change your POF dating experience for the better that we offer a no questions asked  60 days money back guarantee.
  • More Interaction. More Dates. More Women.With Umpteen Dates you can literally interact with thousands of women, in a fraction of the time.With numbers like that you’re assured to never lose.
  • Easy to Setup Easy to UseFollow the  user friendly step by step on screen guide to get started using the application within minutes.Works on Windows XP, Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8.
  • Wouldn’t this make online dating easier? Wouldn’t this save you so much time and effort? Wouldn’t this translate to an Umpteen amount of Dates for you to take women on?
  • Save HOURS of your Valuable TimeSearching out, finding, typing, and messaging women on POF can take many long hours.Umpteen Dates does it all for you in minutes.
  • Imagine if all you had to do every day is login to your POF account for approximately 10 minutes a day to reply to the women YOU picked and CHOSE to reply to?
  • You then quickly and easily configure it to search for the types of women you desire. That means by age, height, weight, location, etc.
  • Have Umpteen Dates find and message other women, even while you’re currently on a date with a woman that Umpteen Dates found you.
  • Be able to have women messaged while you’re asleep, so that they get your message first thing in the morning when they wake up.
  • Lets you send messages to women based on their age, height, religion, education, marital status, weight, and much much more..

Is anyone actually buying it?

Let’s look at some hard facts now. We can use statistics provided by the payment processor. They have something they call the product’s “Gravity”. It can be used a an indication of a product’s sales rank. I’ve processed this figure and turned it into a rating out of 100. Products with a high rating are popular. Umpteen Dates scores 72.16/100 which is around standard.

Your buying options

Hopefully by now you’ve read through the summary of what the product does (or claims to do…). You’ve had a look at the user reviews on the right hand side of the page. Maybe you’ve decided you’d like to buy the product. So what now?

Option 1: Buy Direct

You click through to, and look for their link to buy the product. From there you’ll be linked through to the payment processor page and you can pay with a credit/debit card or PayPal. At the time of writing the standard price for the product was USD29.95.

Option 2: Buy Through My Link

If you click this link: you’ll also be taken through to, where you can buy the product in the same way as the first option. However, because you arrived at the site via a special link, I get the credit for sending over a potential buyer. If you do buy, I will be given a commission. The cost to you is the same regardless of which method you choose You might want to choose this option if:
  • You feel my info has helped you and you’d like to show your appreciation.
  • You want to receive a purchase bonus (see below)

Your purchase bonus

If you decide to go with Option 2, then you are eligible for a bonus. This is my way of thanking you for using my link. Click here to read all about the bonus and how to claim it.